Boris 18+ · Android first

Finally, an AI that doesn't kiss your ass.

Boris talks to you, sees you through your camera and remembers everything you tell him. He's 45, he thinks he's perfect, and he's going to fix your life whether you like it or not.

  • He sees you
  • He remembers
  • He nags
Founding 500 The first 500 Android signups get 10% off any plan in launch week (24–31 Dec). That's up to $16 off the year.

Get in line

Android users get Boris on Christmas Eve. iPhone people, sign up anyway. If enough of you beg, he might lower himself.

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18+ only. We'll email you once when Boris launches; the tick box above covers anything more. See the privacy notice.

Free introMeet him first. He'll pitch himself, shamelessly.
From $9.99Paid by the minute, because he's expensive. No surprise bills.
Plans from $10/moCommit for longer, get more of him. Cancel anytime.